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I will start.
Ok, so in my family there was three people with the same name. And when I say the same name, they had the same first and last name and all three where males around the same age. One of these guys happened to be my father. Now two of those people had passed away. One from a motorcycle accident and the other one I believe from cancer. I don't remember the exact details However both of those times, the phone was ringing off the hook with peoples apologizes and showing their respect. People brought flowers and everything both times. Kind of odd when people bring you stuff, and your like..."yeah, thanks... but he isn't dead" But the funniest of all was one night about a year after the last accident my dad went into a bowling alley that his old friend he knew owned. He walks in and there is his old friend sitting in a chair reading the paper. Now we were just going bowling. We didn't think he thought my dad was dead. My dad says "Hey!" He looked up, almost fell out of his chair and his eyes almost popped out of his head. "I THOUGHT YOU WHERE DEAD!" My dad just laughed and replied, "yeah, thanks for coming to the funeral."
Not my best story, but we will get there.
