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[1000101011]

define clean.

[dspdrew]

Wasn't my thread, but I would say anything that doesn't break rule #3.

 

3. No posting any messages that are obscene, indecent, profane, vulgar, sexually oriented, or violate any US laws.

[1000101011]

you won't appreciate my humor then. 

[Connectimyrmex]

In honor of the dead Pokemon Go

 

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You pokemon! (poke him on)

 

Don't take pokemon into the bathroom!
People might pikachu! (peek at chu)

Edited by Hawaiiant, December 30 2016 - 10:43 AM.

[Alabama Anter]

In honor of the dead Pokemon Go

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You pokemon! (poke him on)

Don't take pokemon into the bathroom!
People might pikachu! (peek at chu)

I played Pokémon before it was "cool"

[Connectimyrmex]

 

In honor of the dead Pokemon Go

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You pokemon! (poke him on)

Don't take pokemon into the bathroom!
People might pikachu! (peek at chu)

I played Pokémon before it was "cool"

 

Pokemon Red and Blue ftw boii

 

no one likes pokemon yellow except some

[Alabama Anter]

In honor of the dead Pokemon Go

How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You pokemon! (poke him on)

Don't take pokemon into the bathroom!
People might pikachu! (peek at chu)

I played Pokémon before it was "cool"

Pokemon Red and Blue ftw boii

no one likes pokemon yellow except some

I've played all the series. Soul Silver be da besttt. Finished all games within 3 days, won 7 tournaments, got 8th in a Regional, finished Pokémon Sun after a day it came out. Fight me mate

[dspdrew]

you won't appreciate my humor then. 

 

Oh no, I would most likely appreciate it. We just decided to make these simple rules for this public ant keeping forum. I don't run this forum based solely on my own opinions.

[Crystals]

No so much a joke, but an actual true statement of the weather outside this morning:

 

There are knee deep snowdrifts in my yard from the howling winds yesterday and last night.

It is -38C (-36F) with a windchill of -48C (-54F).

On the bright side, I haven't seen a single mosquito in weeks.

Edited by Crystals, January 12 2017 - 7:43 AM.

[Crystals]

Some days my head is like my internet browser.

I have 19 tabs open, 7 are not responding, pop-ups keep magically appearing, and where on earth is that music coming from?!

[Martialis]

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the only rock group with four members that don't sing?

 

Mount Rushmore.

Edited by Martialis, March 4 2017 - 8:17 PM.

[CamponotusLover]

heres a joke:

 

I suck at making jokes

 

 

q.q

[Crystals]

If you put two sleeping children into the back of a van, they are guaranteed to wake up and start world war 3 the moment the tires begin to move.

Yet, I can log into the chat room here with 12 people in it and there is silence. Dead silence.

This is yet more proof that Formiculture is actually able to bend the laws of physics and rationality.

[Martialis]

If you put two sleeping children into the back of a van, they are guaranteed to wake up and start world war 3 the moment the tires begin to move.

Yet, I can log into the chat room here with 12 people in it and there is silence. Dead silence.

This is yet more proof that Formiculture is actually able to bend the laws of physics and rationality.

 

As number two of five children, I can vouch for the truth in this statement. 

 

rofl

[Nathant2131]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

Blind.

[Crystals]

A man watches a lady walk away in an irate huff and leans over to whisper to his confused co-worker, "You may be a seismologist, but the correct term is crow’s feet, not fault lines."

[Crystals]

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've been really gassy over the last few months, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least four times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor nods and replies, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly."

"Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have been really gassy the last few months, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve passed gas at least four times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."

The doctor nods and replies, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly."

"Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

[Trythis22]

Old but gold. Cracks me up every time. Click the picture to enlarge, this one's good. 

 

 

[Major]

Haha, why wouldn't she accept spiders?

Edited by Major, September 10 2018 - 6:55 PM.

[Major]

A baloney sandwich walked into a bar. The bartender tells him, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Pretty corny, wait. They don't serve that either

Edited by Major, September 10 2018 - 7:00 PM.