Budget isn't a concern. I have bigly money. MUCH money. I'm the best at money. No one is better at money than me.
It needs to be two foot wide tunnels, and at least ten feet high. It needs to be made of bullet proof glass. Escape proof. A complex formicarium. I know someone who knows someone who is a mad scientist. But no one is as good at being a mad scientist than me. I'm the best at being a mad scientist. I won't tell you how, but I will be funding a project to create giant ants. Huge ants. No one knows ants better than me.
If you are able to do this, call me at
1-800-JOKE
Thought I'd lighten the mood around here and poke fun at stuff, so don't take it seriously 
Probably not the best location for the thread as its a joke, but hey. Dunno where else to put it. Or this might be my 10 shots of espresso I've had today and I'm on my 12th one...so, I'm very...energized...
Edited by Vendayn, January 19 2017 - 5:55 PM.
