Some far-fetched solutions:
-Cover every surface in your house with PTFE so it's like an ice rink for ants
-Train Colobopsis soldiers to patrol around your formicariums and stop ants from escaping
-Hypnotise your parents so they let you keep ants inside
-Create a hole in the space-time continuum and keep ants in there
-Make a rap out of every ant species ever discovered and impress them so much they would let you keep ants in a pantry
Not funnny? Hehe...
Some realistic solutions:
-Sell some queens and pay them, like ANTdrew recommended
-Powerpoint presentation
-A persuasive document (the longer the better)
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My Ants:
Colonies: Camponotus humilior 1w, Opisthopsis rufithorax 11w, Aphaenogaster longiceps ~5w, Pheidole sp. ~235w ~15m, Iridomyrmex sp. 2q 1w, Brachyponera lutea 6w, Crematogaster sp. ~20w, Podomyrma sp. 1w
Queens: Polyrhachis cf. robinsoni, Polyrhachis (Campomyrma) sp. (likely infertile)
Previously Kept: Colobopsis gasseri, Technomyrmex sp., Rhytidoponera victorae, Nylanderia cf. rosae, Myrmecia brevinoda/forficata, Polyrhachis australis, Solenopsis/Monomorium
Key: Q = Queen, W = Worker, M = Major
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