The "ant farm earth" fermi paradox solution is mostly treated as a joke but it's shockingly complete ... explaining the isolation, the mysteriously good conditions for life, even the alien abductions...
My ants would have tons of alien abduction stories if they were capable of thinking of such things...
"Well the other day when that dead spider fell from above I was near the top of the outside and I could feel air currents ... so I rushed to see what was beyond ... well ... beyond outside. For days I was in the strangest landscape, no sand just vast flat surfaces. I could smell our colony and... others... but I could not find a way in to any no matter how hard I tried. Then something started chasing me! It was silver tube in the sky and then ... it sucked me up into ... this strange little chamber. And I tried to put up a good fight but soon I realised that it was getting cold... and then I couldn't move... and BAM I wake up here right outside the nest! Aliens are real my sisters!"
Edited by futurebird, August 12 2021 - 6:06 PM.